Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is...– Unknown (via slekes)
Teenager: I think I'm really ugly, I hate it.
Society: Oh my god what an attention seeking bitch haha!
Teenager: I think I look good today.
Society: You're so full of yourself!
Teenager: I don't know how to act around most people.
Society: Just be yourself, that's all anyone can ask for :)
Teenager: *being herself*
Society: What a freak, what the fuck are you doing you idiot?!
Teenager: *commits suicide*
Society: That's such a shame, she was a great person. People should've told her how amazing she was when she was actually alive rather than wait till now!
I assume we're friends if,
You follow me. I follow back. I reblog shit from you. You reblog shit from me.
I’ve been killing characters my entire career, maybe I’m just a bloody minded...– George R. R. Martin (via sherlockt)
tumblr famous: fuck stop sending me messages
me: omfg 1 message someone actually wants to talk to me