“games with female protagonists don’t sell”
suddenly every penny given to the tomb raider and metroid franchises disappears
portal and resident evil no longer sell out at stores
bayonetta is never to be seen again
half of the final fantasy games vanish into thin air
female protags have never sold
it was all a lie
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring people, who don’t know a thing about me, who don’t care about me, who do pointless things.
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD
did you know
that it is possible for two fictional male characters to be close friends without wanting to fuck each other
DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO CAUGHT IN AUDIO LIMBO
and my stubborness, my childish arguments, my illogical reasoning, my appetite, my mood swings, my farts, my burps, my tears, my screaming, my yelling, and most importantly my insatiable thirst to be with you.
I think the most frustrating thing about being a teenager is deciding what is right and wrong. There are people out there that tell you, “Go ahead, do it while you’re young” But on the other hand, there are people out there that will tell you, “You don’t need to experience that.”